I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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