careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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