I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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