i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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