Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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