Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Randomize
