I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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