he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Fuck appropriateness.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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