So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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