If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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