Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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