is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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