She's JV to your varsity
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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