she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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