part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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