Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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