I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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