I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
babies were throwing up all over the place
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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