5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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