We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
