Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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