I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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