I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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