i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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