You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we made out on top of his cat.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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