why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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