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  Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.

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• Doesn't matter, had sex.

  Submitted by sleete on Aug 4, 12 at 2:27pm

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• Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Sixty-nine a porcupine. An orgy at the zoo!

  Submitted by SoTex on Aug 5, 12 at 1:36am

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• Those duck bastards....

  Submitted by Dante on Aug 4, 12 at 9:30pm

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• Still counts.

  Submitted by paynis on Aug 4, 12 at 3:29pm

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• GA_Peach I'm not trying to be mean but depending on the river that's not always the case, some rivers are very clean we even get drinking water from them well some water is purified but point is some rivers are clean and the water is drinkable I mean them proceeding into sexual intercourse may contaminate the water but otherwise it can be a clean river

  Submitted by Can_Be_Logic on Aug 5, 12 at 3:20am

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  • I ain't drinking that water anymore...

    Submitted by Madcritter on Aug 5, 12 at 4:06am

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  • I know but most aren't and even perfect ph, purified water forced into a uterus can be very very bad. Shower sex, ok. Fully submerged sex, no. But to each their own.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 6, 12 at 1:31am

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• @GA_peach valid point glad we agree on something

  Submitted by Can_Be_Logic on Aug 6, 12 at 2:51am

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  • So did we agree on the river thing or the shower sex thing? lol

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 7, 12 at 6:41am

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• Quacked up!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 4, 12 at 2:37pm

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• Oh, sex in a river, I haven't done that one. I'll have to add it to my list.

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Aug 4, 12 at 7:08pm

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  • what about drunk sex?

    Submitted by lakersfankb81 on Aug 4, 12 at 9:13pm

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  • It sounds unbelievably unsanitary. Sex in water = uterus death gross

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Aug 5, 12 at 2:56am

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    • that sounds like a heavy metal band- mega uterus death growth

      Submitted by puffandorstuff on Aug 5, 12 at 11:53am

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• Did anyone else read this as "..then we were assaulted by dicks"? Haha

  Submitted by kassy_jo on Aug 4, 12 at 4:08pm

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• Weird. Normally when you have sex, she comes... not ducks

  Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Aug 5, 12 at 12:12am

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  • must not be doing it right..

    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Aug 5, 12 at 12:11pm

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• Fuck a duck

  Submitted by mumfackler on Aug 4, 12 at 11:15pm

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• Damn cockblocks!

  Submitted by ashkenailo on Aug 21, 12 at 2:45pm

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• I can see your quack!!!...

  Submitted by demolitionpuppy on Aug 9, 12 at 5:08am

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