think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I think I just sharted jello shots
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