What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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