problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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