Christians are straight up FREAKS
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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