Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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