I didn't shave. On purpose
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
DRUNK COOKIES
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