Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I wanna passion pit in your ass
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
