Where did you get a picture of my penis
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No more Irish car bombs ever.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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