I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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