no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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