I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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