so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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