Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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