Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
