We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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