I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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