okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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