I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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