Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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