It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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