Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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