so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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