Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize