yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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