You work out of a Hotel?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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