i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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