i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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