If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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