Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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