Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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