we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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