He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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