just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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