he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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